im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
How the fuck am I supposed to enjoy a third ice day from school if I only bought enough alcohol for 2?
I don't know, maybe act like an adult who teaches children for a living
It's like we're not even friends
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
I took the beard trimmer to my balls this morning.\nMuch blood. Much blood from my scrotum.
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
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