the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
One of my friends took me out last night for a bday celebration and I just now remembered that a man blew fire balls across the bar in honor of my birthday... How drunk do you have to be to forget that?
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
I opened a bud lite with a fencing sword last night. Yeah you banged that guy.
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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