It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
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