we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
Randomize
