They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
Wait, how is it that I'm just getting ready to go out and you're already showing your penis to freshmen girls?
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
I thought of you this morning when I woke up in a bed with a girl wrapped in duct tape dressed as a coors light can.
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
I had to have my mom pick me up from the party and the windows lock was on so when I went to projectile vomit out the window it wouldn't roll down and it splashed back at my face.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
I just called my grandma crying, apologizing for being the first grandchild to have premarital sex...I'm either about to start my period or pregnant.
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
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