his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
I'm currently blowing up the downstairs bathroom at work. I wish I could foursquare this.
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
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