her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
Woke up with two cats staring at me. One covered in puke thats giving me a look that says it might be my fault. Where am I? Come get me.
I want to let you in on my two latest life goals. Have a photograph of me squirting whipped cream into a midget's mouth, and have sex on a roof.
Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
Holy shit dude........stairs
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