She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
So I fucked that hot french guy last night
You do know he's the one who threw up on our table, right? You get to clean it up.
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
just threw up on dog. broke microwave with cheese and spoon. having a bath with my barbies singing final countdown.
before you ask yes i found the absinthe under your bed. ITS THE FINAL COUNTDOWWWWNNNNNN
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
Apparently, Mom was less-than-happy about us shotgunning beers before we opened presents.
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
I've decided if you aren't here in fifteen minutes I'm leaving you for Mario the 75 year old Colombian bartender.
There's a video of you almost falling asleep in a bar stool listening to Jimmy Buffett. Nekkid.
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