i just realized Britney Spears and I are more alike than I thought. Both of us have our parents in complete control of our lives, we both have restraining orders on previous boyfriends, and we all know both of us can put on a hell of a show
umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
I climbed up on the tank of the toilet so I could take a slo-mo vid of myself pissing into the garbage can, but the base of the toilet shattered and I had to bail.
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
there is another microwave in the elevator.
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