When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
If Jon and Kate can get divorced...how hard can it be for me?
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
definitely just fell out of bed trying to plug in my phone. when did laziness start getting painful?
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
That awkward moment when the guy you hooked up on spring break invites you over for dinner to meet his parents and you say yes because the first rule of college is never turn down a free meal.
THE SHIT YOU GET YOURSELF INTO
Alive.
So much puke
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
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