i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
Ihop lady gave me free pancakes for being sober this time
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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