I didn't slap you in the face. TEQUILA slapped you with my hand...
That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
I am officially superior to you. I said "Go Go Gadget Dick" before I fucked her. I dare you to beat that.
I hate cats. They're so curious, it's not their damn business.
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
No, I'm not keeping her! I can't become an adulterer and a dog stealer in the same 24 hours...
Writing a love song to planned parenthood. what rhymes with "don't have AIDS"
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
I just wanna go home eat some pizza rolls, get warm and jerk off, and it's only 845. This shit was supposed to make me see unicorns. Not cry
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
did you just send me my own nude
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