Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
just served this dwarf dude an entire pitcher of malt liquor. watching this will totally be worth my bartender's certification.
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
You tired to make us "vodka tacos". Which was just you dipping pitas in vodka.
Any good?
Well. FUCK YA. But that's beside the point
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
So the dog chewed my vibrator last night. It added a nice new texture actually.
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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