Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
Hindsight: maybe I should have included a few transitional texts in between talking about your son and my need to have sex. Do over?
I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
Leave the bottle at home cause either way I'm not taking another shot. You have no idea how long it took me to compose this text free of grammatical error.
Gold star for you, but I'm on my way and the soco is buckled in next to me. This is happening.
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
I mean you were pretty drunk at one point you asked if we could have a glass of water ready for you in case you choked while bobbing for apples, but you said grape juice was preferable. You can't choke on an apple btw
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
This weekend was amazing, 4 confirmed pukings, 2 cops, 3 hookers, one photographed t-bagging of the groom, and a night in an illegal gambling house.
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