she was definitely wearing a bumpit. i think it was the hollywood bumpit. i told her that i lived with my parents to get outta taking her home.
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
I asked him to get me another beer, and he started making muffins.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
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