Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do.
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
Went home last night with a guy in a tutu, didn't know he was wearing a tutu until he threw it at me in the bedroom. God I love Halloween.
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
NOT PREGNANT according to the two dollar tree pregnancy tests I took in the tacobell bathroom. Come meet me at tacobell for celebratory soft tacos.
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