dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
In the middle of the State of the Union, she unzipped my pants and started giving me head. I've never been so proud to be an American.
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
We told him to puke in the Denny's parking lot or we wouldn't be his friend anymore. So he did. He wasn't even drunk.
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