i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
this is a preemptive text before you call me freaking out: i have your keys and your car is parked safely a block down from your apartment.
you are a goddess
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
She started calling me daddy on the second date and I don't know how to react to that
i am craving dick and cupcakes
Like I thought me shitting my pants was bad today... Then the election happened.
Maybe it’s too soon to casually tell the boss that I went to Tulsa for some dick last night
"I'm 22, I could die in a piano bar." -a sentence i actually just said to my boss
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