Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
Omg you had literally better be on fire, drowning, and being crucified all at the same time to be calling me at 7:30 in the goddamn morning.
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
I was so drunk that I passed out before I could do or say anything I'd regret. My low alcohol tolerance is like a guardian angel.
My snow day: told Cam, "we're not dating today, we're just roommates." No bra, boxers, drinking whiskey by myself for the past 2 hours, yelling at The Ultimate Fighter reruns from 3 years ago.
My sunday was babysitting three big, drunk, crying Swedes. Unless your day involved four or more giant drunk swedes I don't want to hear about it.
You realize that if you get murdered while we're talking, I'm gonna have to explain to your next of kin why the last thing on your phone is a picture of my boobs.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
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