I just pynch a tree in the face
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
He came into the hospital yelling "HEY EVERYBODY! REMEMBER ME?"
Well, he's moving. Now my only options are to accept it or fake a pregnancy; and since you are my only pregnant friend I'm going to need you to pee on this stick for me.
I told him he was, quote: "A big cuddly bear" and he needed to get into my bed or I would set his Golden Retriever free.
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
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