everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
the cashier at riteaid just made the sign of the cross before he rang up my pregnancy test. now i know god is on my side
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
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