in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
Whenever I don't wipe thoroughly after shitting, I just think that anyone if anyone sticks their finger up my ass, they had it coming.
I'm wearing this super skanky ass dress that's wayyy to slutty for church but I think Jesus will appreciate it because i look so bangin for his bday.
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
She gave me a foot massage with her tongue. I think we're both scarred for life.
I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.
did i call you last night crying about tacos and the royal wedding again?
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
Hopefully my orange shoes will distract people's attention from my crippling awkwardness
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
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