I'm gonna do things to you that will make the neighbors want to move.
But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Friend I haven't seen in almost a year just IMed me to let me know that my mom stuck her boob out the window on the freeway at her.
Her mom responded by mooning my mother. I really don't know what's worse.
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
He asked me to coffee and I had no choice but to be honest. So naturally I told him that sobriety and monogomy are not two of my strong suits.
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
The pastor just stopped the sermon to lay hands on me. THAT hungover.
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
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