Vegas for my brothers bachelor party. Just landed and I have a boner. I'm giggly and teary eyed I'm so excited.
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
I just talked to a CEO of a fortune 500 company while pooping. I LOVE being self employed.
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
dude she looked like Newman from Seinfeld I'm done with this wingman shit
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
Go christen that room with your naked body.
When are your genitals available?
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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