Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
I know you're very busy with sleep and things, but when you wake up we need to talk about weirdly shaped penises.
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
We moved the bed and she found my vibrator. The entire ride home was a montage of her singing "Are You Lonesome Tonight"
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
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