I need help removing her.
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
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