I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
my throat hurts so bad i feel like i just gave head to a cactus.
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
So when's a good time this week to show up at your apartment in nothing but a trench coat and a bow? Y'know. Hypothetically.
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
First you stole a hockey stick out of the nieghbors yard and claimed you were moses leading his children home. Then you led us around the same block twice before I called the cab
I managed to convince her that the egg yolks were actually orange juice and she fell for it
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