I hate when you've made an ugly girl's day by having sex with her, and then she gets greedy and wants to cuddle after you cum.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
Blackout me just wants to pee on sober me's dreams. Literally.
Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
Pretty good. They took the stitches out but it still hurts like a bitch. The doctor says I should be off crutches by next week.
Well, that's good. Let's hope drunk you doesn't sabotage you.
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
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