But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
im pretty sure i just saw someone trying to catch a fish with his penis
Banned from zoo.
Again?
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
he actually used the line "do you have a map, because i'm lost in your eyes" and i was to drunk to care
Just found out that I was singing john legend songs as I threw up last night. Quality.
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
We're snowed in with only two condoms. This will literally be valentines day russian roullette.
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
Drunk version of me is like a sleeping demon inside of me that awakes to the sound of vodka
He did a backflip because drugs
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