fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
I'm upset that MJ died and all but waking up to his face on my HDTV in the middle of the night while half-asleep is pretty much the scariest fucking thing ever.
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
I spent most of the night convinced it was my birthday. But I was probably wrong, it can't be January, can it? I'm 90% sure its not. But maybe. The days have got shorter. Is this what unemployment feels like to everyone?
What's that word that means bigger and smaller and bigger and smaller, again?
Goddamn it, Jaime, it's 4am. Throbbing. The word is throbbing.
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
Lets play a game called: how out of it are you today? Let me know if you can beat driving on the wrong side of the road twice and walking up two extra flights of stairs just because you weren't paying attention to what floor you are on....
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
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