Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
You know you're at a low point when you're sucking vodka out if your hair.
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
He took a girl home tonight that he was trying to sell a fridge to. She wanted a fridge and got his dick. He's got a talent.
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
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