you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
i woke up, turned over, and noticed an assortment of knives stuck in my wall. i should prob stop drinking
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
So I get to my parents and walk in the door so my mom knows I'm safe and alive and my grandpa looks at me and says "were you being someone's bitch". And I about died of laughter
Wow, he seems so solid
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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