I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
He could list all of the presidents! Every one, and in order!! I was so impressed the least I could do was give him a blow job.
Ah, yes. Making our founding fathers proud.
We got blackout for the alumni dinner, and then walked THROUGH the keynote speaker, managing to still say "excuse me".
It's alarming how good I'm getting at being productive at work on Thursday after Johnny Walker Wednesdays.
I'm going to knit you a pair of furry handcuffs. And you said that knitting class was dumb.
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
Randomize
