is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
I have officially made out with every girl you've made out with, even the random you met on the Mexico flight
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
i don't think fitbit tracks "flipping the fuck out" as activity.
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
Vegas never ceases to amaze me. Hung out with a stripper from ATL all night and got nuthin, but the next night meet a bride-to-be who gives me a bj in the elevator.
Like at first he was barely doing anything. So I was like harder and then holy shit he's like going all HULK SMASH on my vagina. I mean it felt fucking awesome. BUT STILL
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