Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
You wouldn't let me clean the puke off your face because I'd mess up your cat whiskers. Now that's dedication.
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
I'm covered in egg mcmuffin wrappers and my room smells like dead hooker.
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
A girl in McDonalds just asked if I was in here wasted a few nights ago throwing fries at the staff, I said it was my twin
We both know that wasn't me
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
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