People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
Writing a book: The Evolution of the Douche Bag: From Popped Collars to Ed Hardy Shirts. Doing research now.
Make sure you include chapters on white sunglasses, spray tans, and toxic amounts of hair gel.
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
Life lesson #57: drinking whisky out of apples leads to threesomes.
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
After blacking out and loosing my phone for a month, I found it in the parking lot across the street. Last text "rager in the street". I remember none of this.
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
My bar tender texts me around 5ish and ask what I feel like, so it's ready for me when I get home. All star service.
Dude. You are the LAST person that should live above a bar.
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
I was having a dream that I was swimming in a pool filled with melted chocolate but woke up to find I had poured chocolate milk all over my body
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
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