You ever start fucking a girl and realize she kinda looks like your mom?
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
Planned Parenthood should have gift certificates.
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
and after you realized your puke was bright blue, you started crying hysterically and screaming, "I DON'T WANT TO BE A SMURF!" no more uv blue for you.
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
Best. Handjob. Ever.
I'm guessing Kelly is over?
Nope. Home alone.
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
Saved a life and got us a free vacuum cleaner (and learned vacuum is not spelled "vacumn"). Get on my level.
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
IM HAMMERED AND JUST HAD CHEESECAKE THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE NO MAN HAS EVER MADE BE FEEL BEFORE.
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