hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
he's like watermelon oreos; I know they're gross and weird and I shouldn't like them, but I can't stop eating them because they're there.
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
Yeah, I got home from work at like 9:30, and he was passed out on the couch wearing only a tee shirt and The Jurassic Park theme on repeat.
Dude, I'm thinking today is Single as Fuck Friday because that's how I'm feeling
if you go to jail tonight, call call me. i wanna get out of work
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
dude. I can hear the air.
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