I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
you know, this Evan Williams whiskey isn't so bad when it's watered down a bit and you're home by yourself on a Saturday listening to Snoop Dog alone in your apartment without pants or any plans for your future...
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
I use my feet as sexual weapons
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
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