I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
Funny, I didnt know that facebook statuses were for crappy song lyrics
So I was just looking through the calendar on my phone seeing what day new years was on & on dec 31st at 9am it says "nude champagne toast". Guess we have to do it.
got woken up at 7:30 by a drunk girl asking me where she was... apparently she slept on my futon
she was in a cheetah costume
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
I woke up in nothing but a shower cap and your sparkling coke straw snorter thing inbetween my toes. Explain.
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
The only thing keeping me calm right now is pretending to chop off everyone's heads when using the paper cutter
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
I just lit a blunt like right in front of an old man and I was like sir please shieldeth your eyes
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
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