I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
She always acts like she's doing me a favor with a hand job. I've been giving myself hand jobs for almost 20 years.
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
You tried tipping the cashier at Cook Out by shoving a dollar bill down his shirt and yelling "Magic Mike"
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
Eating an avocado like an apple while doing shots of fireball and watching finding nemo. I need to get my shit together.
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
It's a sad night when one of your friend texts you that she's going on a date with someone you know and then invites you to maybe have a drink after
Good new is, my parents are alive. Better news they will be in the hospital all weekend. Best news is im having a house party. All weekend.
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