god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
sometimes i wish i could just stick a turkey baster up there and suck out the blood
when your hometown is famous for abortion clinic bombings, hurricanes, and jude law's newest bastard, its probably time to move.
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
"Tuesday" and "open-bar" shouldn't be used in the same sentence.
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
dude I don't even care if I'm getting catfished the point is I'm going to get laid. hot bitch, fat bitch, skanky bitch, i don't care my penis is having an adventure tonight regardless
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
He was the perfect gentleman on our first date. Took me out for candlelit dinner at a fancy restaurant, held open the door, walked me home, and made me cum three times before he got his.
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