the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
Just looked at my outgoing calls. Seems I had a 7 minute convo with my 10th grade english teacher at 2:56 am Saturday...
you were saying "i am the vodka queen!" and then in a different voice replying to yourself "all hail the vodka queen! you are so beautiful!"
First thought today, I need a ventriloquist dummy that looks like me. This week's project has been determined.
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
We're not piercing ourselves today.
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
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