Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
people at meijer look at you funny when you have 37 bottles of champagne in your cart.
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
You are the only one who would stop a bum, tell him to open up, then pour straight vodka in his mouth. You made his year.
If I end up married to you I better get lots of orgasms to help me forget I failed at life.
Just so we're clear this time around: This is dinner with my FAMILY. Not an opportunity for you to drink too much, and use the word "dick-thumpin" in casual conversation.
He dodged my hug and greeted me with a fist bump. I slept with him the night before. The only thing worse would have been a greeting by chest bump.
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
*tries to be fun and flirty* *literally gets peed on*
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
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