Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
Sorry for talking about super scientific shit so much last night, I know it bugs you sometimes when I don't shut up.
What? You sat on the couch for a solid 2 hours staring at your fingerprints and the only word that came out of your mouth was "how"
I just found three unopened cans of PBR behind our futon that I think I was saving for winter.
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
I'm a hopeless romantic with the sex drive of a married politician. IM DOOMED.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Randomize