I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
I'm afraid to text her because most of the time she just replies with "cockblock."
My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
Like will they card me for my own whiskey in shampoo bottles?
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
How I know that I'm single: when I get a save the date for a wedding & I read "& guest" my first thought was does my bottle of Jack Daniels count.
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
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