That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
All right cuz right now I'm in one of those moods where the shear thought of doing anything more strenuous than making a sandwich has me wanting to curl up in the feeble position and splash around in a puddle of my own tears.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
Found out it was only pneumonia. We celebrated hydrocodone cough syrup. Two long island ice teas at lunch and the random white powder we found in her purse. Mother of the year award.
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
I would like you to know I am eating your apology chocolate, which means i forgive you for puking everywhere before formal
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
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