So... how did lowering your standards work out last night?
perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
Sometimes your consistent use of proper punctuation makes me nervous D:
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
Fun fact. I am at the police dept. getting served a warrant for unpaid ordinance... and the officer was a one night stand from like 10 years ago.
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
I asked you for a cigarette and you handed me your phone and told me to search for one
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
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