I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
You couldn't even walk but you came into the kitchen with the funnel and begged me to put beer in it
If you had a dick, I would hope it falls off and comes back to haunt you while fucking your ears at night. But you don't. But if you did, that's how mad I am at you
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
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