I wannas sexs uuuuu
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
I got poked in the eye with a penis last night. How's your day?
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
Your Vodka Saturday privileges have been reduced to Beer until you go a full month without losing an article of clothing.
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
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