He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
If you think me talking about that hot guy accepting my LinkedIn request is pornographic, I’m not sure how you’re gonna feel when I tell you I fucked a stranger on a park bench last weekend
Just think how much she’ll hate me when she finds out I fucked her father
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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