why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
we lost you for like an hour and then found you at some dive bar trying to teach dance lessons
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
I like that you're Jewish, because you can rail me on Christmas Eve and it won't be weird.
I put tequila in my salad dressing yesterday. Step the fuck up.
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
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