My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
Did you know that when you swallow it's like 60 calories!?
That's okay, it's all protein anyway.
I almost got runover on the sidewalk by a car but wen it got closer it was a crackhead walking with the whole front of a car... bumper, lights and all... I love New York.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
You face planted into a car door. And somehow didn't drop your burrito.
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
TONGUES ARE JUST MEAT TENTACLES IN OUR MOUTHS OMG
HOW ABOUT I DON'T WAKE UP TO THESE TYPES OF TEXTS
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
Pants are for mortals
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
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