i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
he woke me up at 3 am to ask me where my plunger, a towel, and staples were. i'm afraid to go into my bathroom.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
Send me another check for the tickets. I scratched out "anal wax" and now the bank won't take it.
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
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