Yeah, where have you been?
Clearly not facebooking enough. Sweet jesus.
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
He lasted less than 30 sec. in bed and then sent me a friend request on LinkedIn. Wtf.
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